My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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