so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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