No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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