i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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