I'm jealous of your bromance
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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