there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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