you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
