Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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