Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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