But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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