I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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