Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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