I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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