He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Randomize
