Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
