my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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