it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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