I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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