he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
