so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
