you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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