Just cropdusted the office
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i believe in u and ur pee
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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