She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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