dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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