HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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