did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
do herpes really smell.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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