I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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