He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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