sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm both gender and math confused
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