Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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