Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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