with your own penis?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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