What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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