My brain says no but my pants say off.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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