youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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