I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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