what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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