Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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