We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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