I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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