i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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