Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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