We need to rekindle our bromance
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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