why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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