no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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