You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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