did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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