I think i peed on brittanys purse
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think your dad took our porno
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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