I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
