yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
