But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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