What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
These tits shall not be calmed
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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