do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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