Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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