She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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