All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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