Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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