I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
time to smoke my breakfast
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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