Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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