Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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