brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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